They should have known when they handed these tools of instruction to someone who actively feared immaculate conception that there would be life-long consequences.
It’s unhealthy to neglect your friends, because if you do, they will poop themselves to death.
Don’t Wake Daddy
Yes, honey, Dad’s nervous breakdown is actually all your fault.
Codependency is a learned behavior.
Disciplined obedience will get you far in life.
If you’re beautiful, you can indeed just get by on your looks.
At the same time, picking your friends by their appearance will do you no good in the long run.
No lesson here, except how to make a damned fine toy.
Sometimes investments don’t pan out.
Finally, there are just some mysteries in life you’ll never understand.